VERSE
Two big horns and a creepy grin,
I grow from fears and worries within—
To a storm cloud, fluffy but mean,
I’m the sweet dream gobbling fiend!

When you’re in bed, all ready to sleep,
Your “peaceful night” is not what it seems.
When silence falls, from the dark I’ll appear,
And you’ll scream: OH NO, IT’S WOOLY BULLY!

CHORUS
BOO! IT’S WOOLY BULLY!
I bully your peace, it’s my rightful duty.

EEEK! IT’S WOOLY BULLY!
I’ll overwhelm you and all your sorry Qoomees.

The sweeter the dream, the more that I drool,
I’ll devour them all, the biggest ever ghoul.
You’ll be up all night, sorry not sorry—
’Cause I’m HOLY MOLY WOOLY BULLY!