VERSE 1
Deep in the sea of soggy dreams,
Where jellyfish giggle and diaper screams,
There’s a ripple in the silence, a whoosh in the tide—
Pee Whale’s coming, you better hide!

He’s got a fin full of secrets and a spout of shame,
You wet the bed? He knows your name.
He doesn’t roar, he doesn’t growl,
He just laughs in a bubbly howl—

CHORUS
Splish Splash, Splish Splash,
Pee Whale’s here for your midnight crash.
Splish Splash, Splish Splash,
Diaper dreams in a shameful flash.

Splish Splash, Splish Splash,
Ride the tide, embrace the crash.
Splish Splash, Splish Splash,
Pee Whale’s comin’ with a soggy sash.