VERSE 1
Itchy, scratchy, can’t get no rest,
Acne on my face and sweat on my chest.
Mosquito bites, rash on my skin,
I live in the dirt, won’t you come join in?

PRE-CHORUS
Don’t wash up, just let it ride,
Smelly and scratchy, I wear it with pride.
Why be clean when dirty feels mean?
I’m the Itchy Darkmon fiend!

CHORUS
I’m Itchy! (Scratchy all night)
I’m Itchy! (uh-huh)
Keep it funky, keep it scratchy all night.

I’m Itchy! (uh-huh)
I never want to purify.
I’m Itchy! (uh-huh)
Stay dirty forever, don’t even try.